The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
—Does it scare you?
—That’s good. Want to know why that’s good?
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
no no you don’t understand what a good marketing scheme this is
You don’t know half the shit that be on my mind that never leaves my mouth.